January 2012
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Happy New Year!
To those of you in New York/Eastern Time Zone. I have about 45 minutes left. I think I’ll kiss my dog
Jan 1st
Dad: The candle keeps going out!
Me: That tends to happen when there's Wind.
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Our lighter just broke
So my dad is lighting fireworks with a mother fucking candle.
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Oh nothing new besides I almost blew off my finger...
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I challenge you. All of you. To do at least one of...
Meet someone new. Make a friend. Work out. Take a break. Kiss your lover. Talk to a stranger. Sing in the shower. Stay up late. Pretend. Ask someone out. Come out to someone! Be proud. Be different. Stop thinking and start doing. Learn a new language. Don’t cut. Don’t starve yourself. Open your mind/heart. Be accepting. Listen to something you thought you’d...
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Happy Almost New Year
As a blogger I like to talk to people (and myself I suppose). But especially my followers. So I have a challenge for you all that I shall post momentarily.
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Matching. Mother fucking. Sweaters.
God damnit mom.
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Anonymous asked: Do you have abs? Post a picture of yourself! You're pretty
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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
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Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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I Got A Red Belt Around My Mind
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Watching The Joneses
With him. It’s nice.
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My ex boyfriend is in my house.
Whatthefuck is this.
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